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What's up, Daddy?

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How's that up, baby?

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Hey, T.

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Hey, what's up, Professor?

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Listen, I'm having gallbladder surgery,
and I was wondering if you could give me

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a ride to the hospital.

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Oh, yeah.

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I get to drive your Beamer?

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No, you get to drive your Hyundai.

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You know, my grandpa had problems with
his bladder, too, but he just uses extra

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strength of pins.

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No, T, not that bladder. Never mind.
Listen, not a word to anyone. I don't

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to take a chance. Miss Parker's showing
up at the hospital.

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Don't worry, Professor. I got your back.

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Just count this little favor towards my
grade, huh?

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Wink, wink.

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No, we won't. And when you drop me off,
you might want to get that eye checked.

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T, was that my Buddha just left?

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No, that was the professor.

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So, T, when are we going to get to see
the music video we made? You'll see it

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tonight at the viewing party.

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Had to edit that bad boy right up to the
FedEx deadline.

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MTV should have it by today.

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Mama, keep your fingers crossed.

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Yeah, this could be our big break.

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So, well, exactly what happens if your
video wins?

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Oh, it airs on MTV.

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We blow up. And I move out.

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like to thank everyone for coming out to
see the world premiere of Freestyle

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Unity's first music video.

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It was written by me, directed by me,

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edited by me, and of course starring me.

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T, what about us? Oh yeah, they were in
it too.

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Let me go into a little background on
the video.

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It all started from a little boy who had
a big dream.

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See, I was just a little boy. up in the
game trying to get stuff pregnant. Just

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show the damn video, boy.

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Roll it.

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You should have seen the outtake. You
know what I'm saying?

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What the hell was that?

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Your booty had better not have been in
that video.

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Believe me, Mama, I can't shake at that
face.

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T, T, that is not the video we shot.
Yes, it is. Well, some of it. T, what

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you do? And who was that hood rat
grinding on the Grubhub register?

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Oh, that was Candy. She's a talented
little sophomore here in her fourth

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I had to shoot some extra footage, you
know, to spice up our original idea.

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But you didn't even ask us, T. I wanted
us to win.

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Win what?

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Our dog video of the year? Yeah, and you
sent this to MTV.

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This is what it takes if you want to
win.

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I mean, you've seen videos by Jay -Z,
Mystical, and Ja Rule.

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Well, if you were going to do it that
way, why didn't you put any men in it?

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that's just nasty.

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Safe and sound and Miss Parker free.

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Ain't nothing loses them quicker than a
U -turn down a one -way street.

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Hey, Professor, is gallbladder disease
contagious?

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Nurse Honey is off the hook.

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Stanley Ogilvie? Yes.

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That's Professor Stanley Ogilvie.

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Good looking and smart.

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Now I'm going to need you to take off
your clothes.

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Oh, me first?

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to have your private area shave clean,
too?

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Him first.

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Now put this on, and I'll be back to
check your vitals. Well, I can tell you

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my vitals are up and running.

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I can see you're going to be a handful.

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Uh,

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T, aren't you late for class?

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Yeah, but that's your class.

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Oh.

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out yeah and remember not a word to miss
parker worry big dog my lips are sealed

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as tight as a bank vault he's at the
county general fourth floor and 432 take

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the back elevator it's much faster oh no
my boo needs me and i'm not through

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with you why i just sang like a canary

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You think I came in to enroll?

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The video was bad.

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We won!

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We won!

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I'm saying it was off the hizzle for
sizzle. Especially the end where the

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was like studying, wearing them bathongs
and SMC fanny packs.

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Bruh, that was art, man. Pure art.

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CT, I told you that's what we needed for
our video.

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What? Yeah, you know, the fanny packs
were my idea.

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When do we get to be on MTV?

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Next week. And when y 'all do, y 'all
gonna blow up.

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That's what I'm talking about. You might
want to hook up with me now before

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Nellie snatches me up. Uh -oh.

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So I was thinking, you know, after my
surgery and once my

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stitches are out and swelling goes down,
they remove my catheter, maybe we could

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go out on a date.

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Oh, you make it sound so tempting.

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We'll see.

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In the meantime, if you need anything,
Don't hesitate to press my buzzer.

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I like the sound of that.

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You are so naughty.

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She's right, I am naughty.

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Miss Parker, it's just a little minor
surgery.

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Since when did a tummy tuck become minor
surgery?

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I am not having a tummy tuck.

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Oh.

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You're finally getting rid of those bags
under your eyes.

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No.

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I have bags under my eyes.

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Oh, yeah, forget it.

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Not that it's any of your concern, but
I'm having gallbladder surgery.

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Wacko?

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You don't have to be strong for me.

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Where is that damn nurse?

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Don't you worry, baby. Nurse Nikki is
right here. Now let me make you more

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comfortable. Let's see. This should
help.

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His wife, Mrs.

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Ogilvie.

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He's married?

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You know, girl, sometimes I can't
believe in myself. I know he can't.

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And by the look of your face, you can't
either.

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I see. Well, if you'll excuse us, Mrs.
Ogilvie, I have some prep work I have to

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do on your husband.

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Okay, well, tell him I'll be right back.
Gotta make a quick Popeye's run.

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Girl, you know they only gave me one
biscuit.

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for a nice, big, fat enema.

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Is she gone yet?

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Yep, she's gone. Good.

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You have no idea what I have to put up
with every day.

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Oh, let's not talk about her. Let's talk
about us. All right.

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That's just what I was thinking.

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You know, I'm also a certified massage
therapist.

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Ooh, if I'm dreaming, please don't wake
me.

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Now, why don't you just turn over? Oh,
say no more.

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And I'll massage away some of this pre
-surgery stress.

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Oh, I love a good massage!

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Hey, Steve, where you been?

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I was just at our president's office.

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Oh, you went to D .C.? T, I'll talk to
you.

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Look, we are in really big trouble.

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The school is pissed that we shot our
video in the student union, so they're

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kicking us out of school.

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What? But we got permission, didn't we?

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Kim.

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I'm not talking about him. I'm talking
about that fine doctor over there. I'll

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catch up with you later.

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Good luck with your tummy tuck,
Professor.

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Don't you worry, Professor. I'm going to
be with you from the moment they hack

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you open to the moment they staple you
back together.

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Sorry, but you can't go in with only
doctors are allowed in the OR.

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I've got a surgery to do.

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Oh, you crazy. You can't go beat what it
was. I don't know what. Oh, are those

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goobers?

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Oh, great.

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Uh, how did Uncle D's surgery go?

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I don't know. I ended up at a Mr.
Johnson's operation.

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But if you ever need triple bypass...

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I'm your girl.

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Well, it's been a couple hours now.
Maybe he's in his room.

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Then why don't we stand up here? Come
on.

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I'm feeling a little faint.

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Feverish. I'm kind of weak in the knees.

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Maybe you need some aspirin.

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Maybe I need that doctor.

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Martin, we're ready.

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Ready for what?

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We're the residents.

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It's time for our schedule observation.

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Oh, oh, okay.

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I'll just go get his chart.

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Isn't this his chart?

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Of course it is. I was just testing.

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XYZ and a BBC workup and a few doses of
SUV DVD

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and most importantly, a BLT.

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BLT? Yeah, that's for me. I haven't had
lunch today.

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Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a
colon to remove.

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Aren't you going to leave the patient's
chart?

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All doctors had a sense of humor like
her.

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Go grab that BLT.

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Mr.

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Johnson.

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Let's see what we got here.

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Susie, get in here.

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Mr. Johnson was scheduled for a surgery
hours ago.

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We got to get him down to work. Come on.

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You guys notice anything?

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What?

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No books.

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It's not funny, Kim. We got kicked out
of school.

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Who cares about school?

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We're about to have our video on MTV.

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It's gonna be Star Wars.

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Maybe you're right.

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We wouldn't have time for school anyway,
right?

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No, that's right. We're gonna be
ballin'. What's up, y 'all? What's

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Hey, baby. Hey, baby. What's up, baby?

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What's up, tech money?

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Hey, night, man.

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Hey, man, when we gonna do this thing?

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Tired of being unknown.

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Well, first, let's get one thing
straight. I want to be able to hire my

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bodyguard, my own fine...

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You might want to slow your roll.

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I'm afraid I got some bad news for y
'all.

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They don't have to be fine, but they
definitely have to be cute.

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The video's not going to happen.

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The college is threatening to sue us if
we air it. They say it presents the

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school in a negative light.

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Oh, with some booty?

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CT, I told you those fanny packs were a
bad idea.

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Can they do that?

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Well, SMC claims you never cleared the
video.

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And you did shoot on their premises.

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Uh -uh. We shot it right here.

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Hey, man, it's too bad. MTV had big
plans for y 'all.

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At least you got your education to fall
back on.

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Keep on doing what you're doing, player.

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You offer me no comfort in my time of
need.

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Well, I've been busy with my doctor
friend. I'm trying to get full coverage.

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Mrs. Overby?

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Yes, that's me.

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Do you want to hear a funny story?

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Well, I don't mean funny ha -ha, but
funny ironic.

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We almost, you're going to love this,
gave your husband triple

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bypass surgery.

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What?

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Yeah, I guess you had to be there.

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Somehow his chart was switched with one
of our heart patients.

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Oh. Oh.

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That happens all the time.

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Doesn't it end up?

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No.

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But not to worry.

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Luckily, we caught it before we had to
use the rib spreader.

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He's all right, isn't he?

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Oh, of course. He's fine. He's just a
little short on blood right now.

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Two invasive procedures in one day can
have that effect on you.

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But as soon as we locate a blood bank
with his rare blood type, he should

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recover fully.

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Well, I'm the same blood type.

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You are?

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A, B?

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Well, that's great. Well, let's get you
prepped right away. Okay, come on.

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How did you know his blood type?

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You can't get a marriage license without
a blood test.

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But how did you... Never mind.

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Welcome back, boo.

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Oh, no.

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I died and I gone to hell?

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You cut out your sense of humor.

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Miss Parker, what are you doing here?

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Oh.

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During your emergency surgery, you
needed a blood donor. So guess who?

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Oh, no.

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Oh, yes. My blood is running through
your veins at this very moment.

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You'll always have a part of me in you.

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Miss Parker, if you have an ounce of
humanity in you, you'll take this

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place it over my face, and hold it there
until my body lies lifeless.

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Hush, boo.

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That's just a medication talking.

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Fine.

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I'll do it myself.

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Well, at least we're back in school.

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Who ever thought of doing community
service at a community college?

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Come on, guys. It's not so bad.

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We only have 132 more hours to go.

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Well, Kim, I hope you've learned your
lesson. Oh, I have, Mama. Don't wear

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while you're busting tables.

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My bunions are blazing.

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Hey.

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Hey. Thank you so much for getting these
hardheads reinstated.

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Well, consider the slate wiped clean. I
paid my debt for your blood.

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Now, don't ask me for anything else.

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Well, we don't have to stop at sharing
the same blood.

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We can share the same name, same home,
same bed. Ms. Parker, I don't even want

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to share the same planet with you.

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He must still be medicated.

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You have to get a marriage license to
take a blood test.

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No, you don't. You know what?

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My grandpa had problems with his
gallbladder, too.

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Take that back, because you don't know
about the gallbladder.

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So, uh, anyway.

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Just while we're sitting out here. Come
on.

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Oh, Lord, honey, where you going?